Look at that.
Here she
comes.
Here comes that girl again.
One of the cutest since I don't
know when.
But she don't notice me when I pass.
She goes with all
the guys from outta my class.
But that can't stop me from thinkin' to
myself.
"She's sure fine lookin'.
man.
she's something
else."
Look at that.
'Cross the street.
There's a car built
just for me.
To own a car would be a luxury.
But right now I can't
afford the gas.
A brand new convertible is out of my class.
But that
can't stop me from thinkin' to myself.
"That car's fine lookin', man,
it's something else".
Hey, look at that.
Just wait and
see.
Worked hard and saved my dough.
I buy that car and then I roll
up with Joe.
Get me that girl and we go ridin' around.
We look real
sharp with the wide top down.
I keep on dreamin' and thinkin' to
myself.
"When it all comes true.
man.
well that's something
else".
Hey, look at that.
Watch out this.
Never thought I'd
do this before.
But here I am a-knockin' on her door.
My car's out
front and it's all mine.
It's a '41 job not a '59.
I got that girl
and I'm thinkin' to myself.
"She's sure fine lookin', man, well she's
something else".
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Friggin' In The
Riggin'
Ahoy!.
Scurvies!.
Listen to this then!.
It was
on the good ship Venus.
By Christ.
ya shoulda seen us.
The
figurehead was a whore in bed.
And the mast was a mammoth
penis.
The captain of this lugger.
He was a dirty bugger.
He
wasn't fit to shovel shit.
From one place to
another.
Chorus:.
Friggin' in the riggin'.
Friggin' in the
riggin'.
Friggin' in the riggin'.
There was fuck all else to
do.
The captains name was Morgan.
By Christ, he was a
gorgon.
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play.
On his fuckin'
organ.
The first mate's name was Cooper.
By Christ he was a
trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked.
Himself into a
stupor.
Chorus.
Hold on!.
Give it some
BOLLOCKS!!.
The second mate was Andy.
By Christ, he had a
dandy.
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock.
For cumming in
the brandy.
The cabin boy was Flipper.
He was a fuckin'
nipper.
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass.
And circumcised the
skipper.
Chorus.
Ahoy! Jimmy!.
Chorus.
The
Captain's wife was Mabel.
To fuck she was not able.
So the dirty
shits, they nailed her tits.
Across the barroom table.
The
Captain had a daughter.
Who fell in deep sea water.
Delighted
squeals revealed that eels.
Had found 'er sexual
quarters.
Repeat Chorus to
Fade.
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The Good Ship Venus
(aka "Frigging in the Rigging")
'Twas on the good ship
Venus.
By Christ, you should have seen us.
The figurehead was a
whore in bed.
And the mast was a rampant
penis.
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'.
Friggin' in the
riggin'.
Friggin' in the riggin'.
There was fuck all else to
do.
The captain of this lugger,
He was a dirty bugger.
He
wasn't fit to shovel shit.
From one place to another.
The
captain's name was Morgan.
By Christ, he was a gorgon.
Ten times a
day sweet tunes he'd play.
On his reproductive organ.
The first
mate's name was Cooper.
By Christ, he was a trooper.
He jerked and
jerked until he worked.
Himself into a stupor.
The second mate's
name was Andy.
By Christ, he had a dandy.
Till they crushed his cock
with jagged rock.
For coming in the brandy.
The captain's wife
was Mable.
To fuck she wasn't able,
So the dirty shits.
they
nailed her teats.
Across the bar-room table.
The cabin boy was
chipper.
Pernicious little nipper.
He stuffed his ass with broken
glass.
And circumcised the skipper.
The captain's daughter
Mable.
The captain's other daughter.
They laid her on the
table.
Fell in the deep sea water.
And all the crew would come
and screw.
Delighted squeals revealed that eels.
As oft as they were
able.
Had found her sexual quarter.
The captain's daughter
Mary.
Had never lost her cherry.
The men grew bold and offered
gold,
Now there's no Virgin Mary.
